Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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