Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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