turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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