I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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