Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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