i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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