Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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