i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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