i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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