if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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