Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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