If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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