you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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