i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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