i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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