That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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