you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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