"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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