school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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