her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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