Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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