so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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