Sponge bath it is.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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