Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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