Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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