Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
