we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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