Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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