# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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