Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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