Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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