WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize