I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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