HIV tests are more positive than that guy
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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