Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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