just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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