in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm too high and old for this...
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