There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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