brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
