stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The best revenge is premature balding
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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