If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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