You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize