So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I think I sprained my soul last night
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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