id be glad to
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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