I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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