We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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