I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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