Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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