I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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