question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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