why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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