Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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