if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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