have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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