Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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